Oh sweet clear bubbling, sugar-free solvent. How much you have changed my consumption habits! No longer do I wake with teeth fuzzed and rotted from saccharine drinking, nor do I jitter and vibrate through the evening, my blood-sugar rammed through the ceiling. You mix so well with everything from vodka to whiskey to even high-grade rum. You bubble happily away, bringing aromas to my nose, and you are available at every corner store or bar or watering hole I ever visit.
Here's to you soda water!
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